PROLOGUE
Heroes don’t exist.
Sure, there are hundreds of stories about brave individuals answering the call to adventure. For reference, check any of the works by Homer, Tolkien, or whatever coked-up nutjobs made the 1986 movie Labyrinth. You will find that all of those stories follow a similar path that some self-righteous author had the gall to name as The Hero’s Journey.
What a load of bullshit.
